Who am I? Well, I'm certainly not Sarah..

Okay, okay, I lied. I am Sarah. I'm one of the tri-founders, who is totally awesome. Hear that? *totally* *awseome*.


I'm a big fan of stuff. And things. And making forums. And Harry Potter. And apparently I'm a Slytherin. I talk to snakes and hex people and sleep in the same room as death eaters. Mmm, yup, that's me.

Sarah...

*pokes shoulder*

I totally read that as 'sleep with Death Eaters.'

I GOTTA GET ME SOME'A THAT ACTION.

Nothing hotter than criminal insanity.

Mmm, death eaters. Gotta love sleeping with them. Just ask that Bellatrix Lestrange..

Yeah, or Evan Rosier/That person whose name I forget. Hawthorn? Something like that. With the blueberry pies.

Well, I was quoting Voldemort. But whatever. Evan Rosier's pretty hot too. I love my guys insane and dripping with blueberries

Yeah, I know, that's why I said *OR.*

I like frozen blueberries ^_^

Of course. I prefer my blueberries in.. uh.. this thing that my sister makes with white chocolate and blueberries and flour.

Yum. Only make the white chocolate dark. And the blueberries with boysenberries

That sounds delicious.. deliciously off topic.

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YOUR AGE!

You must have AMAZING horcruxes.

Mhmm. Many many of them.

Incedentally, I must be a Slytherin too, as the common room is underwater and that's awesome. And it gives an great excuse to like reptiles...