Meet your evil overlord

ohai. Nice to meet you all, I'm your self-declared evil overlord.

This whole thing is a joint project between the wonderous king of sweden, KoS117; the very solid rocklike one, Rocky; and me: thought up during a biology 'study' period. Cool, huh?

It sounds like your biology periods are about as productive as ours.

It appears to also be as productive as our study periods. I remember the time we planned 'The Honey Pot game'.

Hmm... Sounds... Intriguing. Explain?

But still not as cool as Quidditch

Few things are as cool as Quidditch.

Well it went something like this: We have one 'honey comb', two or three people dressed up as bears (or if you have a big enough group, double the amount of honey and bears) and a whole bunch of people of people as bees. In the Cathedral Square area, the honey wander around a certain chosen spot (the hive), possibly hiding because the bears are trying to find it. Once they have found the hive, they can try and attack while the bees (who have to scatter around and possibly don't know where the hive is either) can try and defend the honey.
If you're feeling like a harder game, then a few of the bees are 'wasps' secretly who look like bees but actually help the bears. They can do this however they want.
The bears have to pick up the honey (who is trying desperately to escape), one person carrying arms and the other legs and take him/her back to their base while the bees are trying to release the honey. Once the honey is at the bear's base, the game is over unless an hour passes before they do, if so the bees wins.

Whoa, that also sounds intensely cool... I have got to play this game at some point

Yes, intensely cool games are only created in intensely bad situations. Or study periods! Though we haven't tried it out yet, still in prototype stage

Maybe this could be a side-game of Quidditch, and a seekrit recruitment drive!

Attract them with sweet honey and kickass bears, and before they know it they're chasers!

I do not see how this plan can fail.

I can just see the news tomorrow night. 'Many questions were asked today as a group of schoolgirls attacked each while dressed up as bears and bees. Who were they? What were they doing? Why were they fighting over a girl dressed as honey comb? Sally, our Christchurch reporter, went to talk to them. Tell us about this 'Honey Trap game'.'
'Well I would like to say that when I came to talk to them, I learnt to JOIN THE CHRISTCHURCH HIGH SCHOOL MUGGLE QUIDDITCH LEAGUE. DO IT OR DIE' *picture appears on screen of a female version of Yoichi Hiruma with a machine gun*

MUAHAHAHAhahahahaa....

Throughout the entire interview:

"Oh yes, this is an exciting new game play quidditch which is sweeping the nation! play quidditch It's about bears and honey and are you playing quidditch yet?! etc...

HeHe, evil over lord. So epic (like imagining Mr B running around school with a sword and sheild)

........ that is a scary image. Me running around with a sword and shield is far more awesome, actually.

URGH BAD MIND PICTURES.

You say 'sword and shield'

I see full centurion regalia, leather skirt and all.

IT BURNS! We were being stupid when school closed down and said at first it was a bomb scare, but then we desided it was Mr B with said sword and shield

Yeah. Sometimes his mind just snaps, and he needs to be talked back down from the rooftops and into a shirt and pants.

AUGH.

D.N.F.W.

THE MINDPICTURES. THEY BURN.

in a 18 degree room

Lol, they BURNy.